New Year Chalet Part 1

So on 2 January 2010, we embarked on a journey to Aloha, a chalet located near the Changi Village, infamously know for the prevalence of tyrannies. However, we only met up with 4 thankfully, not alot because according to Dominic, most of them have already shifted their territory as the rates at Changi Village plummeted.

So we met each other at 1pm at Pasir Ris, White Sand Shopping mall to purchase the BBQ stuff ( no pictures ) before we head towards Aloha.

We reached Aloha at around 3pm and the check-in head who is David was nowhere to be seen. Then, he messaged us that he will be slightly late.

So we thought since we had nothing to do in the mean time, we will take a couple of pictures.

Check out how he occupied the whole bench. Truly an authentic baba.

So possessive.

Then, the rest of us decided to join the fun!

Notice how the picture seems to be 3D?

Me, being on the extreme right is deepest in the picture followed by Wei Kuan, then Dominic and lastly Jaryl who almost came out of the picture.

Really very plus size I must say

Da da, presenting to you, our $53.50 chalet. Considering its brobdingnagian size, I must say that it is 100% worth your money.

Take a look inside !

Chairs and Dining Table

Bedroom. For your information, there are 3 bedrooms!?!?!?

Seriously, I am very impressed. Which chalet comes with 3 bedrooms at a cheap price of $53.50?

Make-up table. But none of us uses it because we don't use make up!

Aren't you very surprised. There is actually a Barley water service in our own chalet.

Haha, guess who was the one making the tentalising Barley that is so sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet but definitely tasty.

Mama Lim

It is very thoughtful of him to make Barley water for us because he forsee that we will all suffer from the excruciating sore throat after the heaty BBQ.

Thanks Dominic !!!!!!!!!!!!

Check out the water bombs plastic bags which we filled with water.

They are not intended for bombing, rather we are actually preparing ice. But it was epic phale because none of the water bags turn into ice in time.

The water in the bags only became ice in the morning the next day.

Check out the fire starters of the day.

David & Jaryl.

Fire starting 101 is to be patient or your fire will burn out quickly.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. This doesn't fail to put a smile on my face.

She is officially Wei Kuan's girlfriend.

You can go get yourself one at $10 at River Island in Ion Orchard if you want one.

Definitely worth the money, check out the voluptuous figure!

No she is not swimming.

According to the manual, she will grow a magnificent size of 6 times in 3 days if you put her in the water.

How cool is that !?!?!?!

Unfortunately, we did see her grow to her maximum potential by the end of the next morning.

However, she is one major slut because she sleeps around in the house.

Want to see her again? Stay tune!

Booming fire ahead

Isn't this gorgeous? This is even better than sparklers.

That's the power of DSLR for you.

Charred fire starters

The food for the day, Weiners

Sparklers which we didn't really play with because the sparks were extremely weak and pathetic. I could barely see any sparks after I light it up.

No wonder it's only $2. I got cheated :(

Olive oil

The 2 Mama-san

White and Black.

Aren't these prawn balls gorgeous?

Don't you want to put them in your mouth?

Please do not start to fantasize. NC16

Chicken wings that are poked

Icy cold refrigerator keeping our food fresh before the fire is started.

Check out the bottles of wine above. They are complementary from Dominic.

He's really the best!

Providing us with the healthy Barley along with the classic wines.

Check out the black slut in the middle.

Stick out his tongue somemore.

So salacious!

In the end, he got beaten up by Wei Kuan because he's too slutty.

But look at him, he's still not repenting.

So in the end, the slave had to provide free massage for the master.

He deserved it.

But who needs the tyrannies when you already got one major one here.

Copenhagen Talk.

Whether to continue to BBQ or not.

1.Yes

2.No

Obviously we chose .....

1. YES YES YES

Check out Wei Kuan poking the poor packaging of the Plain Crackers.

He's not playing with it.

In fact, he's making us one DIY fan which we can use to fan the charcoal to keep it burning.

Thanks to you, Wei Kuan.

DIY for the win !!!

He can even work it with this thing !?!?!?!?!

He can easily win the model of the year.

Look carefully at the picture.

Dominic is actually using pandan leaf in place of a brush.

How creative. According to him, the food will smell nicer. Is it true?

Fail, it's okay. Maybe the others are okay.

OMG Fail again.

Panic outbreak

Epic Phale

 At this point in time, I lost all hopes. I was on the verge of calling BBQ wholesale for help.

The BBQ simply weren't working at all!

The food all turned out to be seared.

I must salute those BBQ uncles, they are really adroit in BBQ-ing.

A round of applause please

Since the chicken wings are flagrantly charred badly, we have decided to remove the sticks and BBQ them on its own.

Well, we have come to the end of the New Year Chalet Part 1.

Want to find out what happens at night?

Hints about Part 2 : Wei Kuan's girlfriend sleeps around, How we rescued the BBQ, showdown in Hearts and Dai Di, Changi Village expedition and the encroachment of Old Changi Hospital.

Do come back again to find out what exactly happened on the New Year Chalet Part 2.

Stay tuned!

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